In the Beginning, There Was Lunch, and It Was Good.

Being fans of The Superest spurred us to create our own incarnations, seeing as how TS is now over. One day I invited DS to lunch via an email and he replied simply with "I'm out. Thanks." I found this wholly unacceptable, so I replied with a Superest style character drawn on a sticky note. I didn't expect him to respond with anything after that initial drawing, but he did and thats how it began. I do want to note that none of the drawers are professionals, none of us have ever taken any drawing classes or gone to art school (This is very apparent!). We're just a couple of schmoes who really enjoyed the Superest idea and wanted to create our own, regardless of skill or talent. Most of these have been edited with paint.net.

So without further ado I introduce...

The Irresponsible Lettercarrier

"Sorry, message not recieved."
Created by DS

Chewyou Out Boss

"Makes even the laziest employee straighten up and fly right."
Created by Bryant

The Union Card

Even the angriest boss can't fire you when you're a memeber of the ULCA
Created by DS

Shredasauros

Shreds even the most durable paper or plastic based material
Created by Bryant

Muldoon the Monster Tamer

Putting unruly beasties in their place since 1993
Created by DS

Dick Cheneynator

This is SB's first cartoon. We created a rotation to let him into the project. (Bryant, DS, and SB).


Shooting environmentalists and friends in the face since 2000
Created by SB

The Cardiac Arrestor

"I chew gum and stop hearts, and I'm all out of gum..."
Created by Bryant

ASPCM Activists (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Monsters)

This marks the beginning of me using full sized paper instead of the regrettable sticky notes! Maybe one day I'll go back and re-draw them in full scale.

Effectively preventing those who would abuse animals from doing their job.
Created by Bryant

Riot Police Randy

DS totally missed his calling as a cartoonist! This is one of my favorites.

He's got the gear, and he's got a grudge.
Created by DS

Decapiteagle

The aerial menace to motorcyclists, pilots, and soldiers.
Created by Bryant

Overzealous Nature Conservationists

Caging rare fauna "for their own good"
Created by DS

The Unbridler

Equine Mayhem is his forte
Created by DS

Old West Brothel

No cowboy can resist it.
Created by SB

Boomstick!!!

There is only one thing he hates more than cowboys...and thats morally bankrupt businesses.
Created by Bryant

Palmer Hyperhydrosis

His clammy hands have disarmed many explosive situations.
Created by DS

Silica packet!

Dessicating all who challenge him.
Created by SB

Big FAT Stupid Baby

Eating Toxic Material & Destroying Cities 
~Since 2009~
Created by Bryant

New Age Babysitter

Hypnotizing
Created by DS

The Blown Fuse

"Death to Electronics!"
Created by SB

Hammer Hands Harry

Smashingly defiant of authority figures.
Created by DS

Tool-Belt Bot

He puts hammers in their place
Created by SB

Trojan Horse

He's gunna hack your mainframe
Created by Bryant

The Regal Re-Fuser

With distinct taste and class...he can re-fuse anyone.
Created by Bryant

Angry Nut

He wants his monocle back, and it's not your allergy to him that will be the problem.
Created by DS

Sean Wilkes Booth

"Sic Semper Tyrannis!"
Created by SB

Pig Latin

He hates dead languages & he hates you.
Created by Bryant

The Pork Puller

Created by DS

The Spooners

Once you start spooning...you'll probably fork a lot less.
Created by SB

Illegal Aliens

Super-tentacular Extraterrestrials
Created by DS

Salt

Easily Melting Slimy Enemies
Created by SB

Salty Sea Dog

No ammount of salt can harm him.

3rd Wheel

Making things...awkward.
Created by Bryant

Spiked Punch Bowl

It murders reflexes and tires.
Created by DS

Hawaiian Punch!

No punch bowl can contain.........Hawaiian Punch!
Created by SB

Sheriff Joe

Questioning and detaining those who look "reasonably suspicious"
Created by Bryant

Alopeciapire

Robbin his victims of their precious hair for sustenance
Created by BC